You are now free to Gnome about the country…
McMullen wrote again today. The return address on the envelope reads as SFO. I can’t believe McMullen is on a private jet and I always fly coach. -WW
I Saw McMullen Kissing Santa Claus…
Another letter arrived today from McMullen. I confirmed the fact that this is in fact the Santa at our local mall. I really want to make a GnomeLand Security badge so I can go question Santa about when McMullen was there and who he was with, but then again this is getting fun and I […]
GNOME!!!
Well, it looks as though the kidnapped Gnome saga has ended, but a new one has begun in its place. Today we received a new letter in the mail. Unlike the others, this one was from McMullen. (Typing his name even now hurts) Although the envelope was normal sized, the letter itself was about the […]
Will this happen to McMullen?
Fulton Sun Two days ago I received a new message from the Gnomenappers. They show McMullen in their trunk with duct tape over his mouth because he was “making too much noise” when they first took him. This all in a letter almost a MONTH after he was taken. Slow Gnomenappers are dangerous ones. They […]
When Loss Becomes Fear…
The day after Halloween I realized with shock that my garden gnome, McMullen, was gone. Yes, I have a garden gnome. I wanted to have a garden gnome ever since I saw The Full Monty, not because I want to strip down to nothingness and shock people with a site no one should be subjected […]
