Well, it looks as though the kidnapped Gnome saga has ended, but a new one has begun in its place.
Today we received a new letter in the mail. Unlike the others, this one was from McMullen. (Typing his name even now hurts) Although the envelope was normal sized, the letter itself was about the size of four stamps made into a square, with very small print. I’ve scanned it with a penny next to it so you can see imagine the real size.
He signed it McMullen the Brave, which I find very noble of him.
So maybe my dream may come true and I may receive pictures of my Gnome in different parts of the world, country, state, county. I hold out hope that I may one day see him again after he has sowed his wild oats and cured himself of this wander lust that he now is experiencing.
I hope he realizes it’s a big big world out there and it’s not a kind one to a Gnome on the loose. Maybe he’ll even bump in to Boo, the Gnome made by Marcellas Reynolds on the third season of Big Brother.
God’s speed McMullen! God’s speed.
-WW
